Pinky has several followers that will be on the road in the coming days. He offers this advice: Changing your undergarments at least twice a day will bring good luck. Greasy food helps keep your mind on the road. And finally, the more souvenirs you can bring back for your spiritual advisor, the faster you'll get to heaven.
October 9, 2005
Pinky's Prayer for Travelers
Pinky has several followers that will be on the road in the coming days. He offers this advice: Changing your undergarments at least twice a day will bring good luck. Greasy food helps keep your mind on the road. And finally, the more souvenirs you can bring back for your spiritual advisor, the faster you'll get to heaven.
