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Pinky's Biggest Plan Ever!
Pinky has a plan to help out the evacuees in his area. He's going to create a little "Big Easy" right here in Texas. There have got to be great entertainers, cooks, restaurant managers, riverboat captains, prostitutes, card sharks, interior designers, loan officers, security guards--all needing employment. Pinky is turning his 5 acre ranch into the finest New Orleans style club anywhere. There will be a styrofoam model riverboat on his dried up, dirty stock tank that will take 3 passengers in tiny circles (You mardi-gras float builders, come on out!)--Fine crabcakes and beer--the best jazz--a juke joint out back for those patrons with knives and a hankerin' for a good poker game--and a house trailer full of whores! (already in place!) Pinky D is the best employer a worker could have. Full benefits, weekly employee swim parties, crabcakes and beer to your heart's content. Pinky will be the star of the Sunday gospel brunch complete with back-up choir of angels (the whores of course.)
Pinky has a plan to help out the evacuees in his area. He's going to create a little "Big Easy" right here in Texas. There have got to be great entertainers, cooks, restaurant managers, riverboat captains, prostitutes, card sharks, interior designers, loan officers, security guards--all needing employment. Pinky is turning his 5 acre ranch into the finest New Orleans style club anywhere. There will be a styrofoam model riverboat on his dried up, dirty stock tank that will take 3 passengers in tiny circles (You mardi-gras float builders, come on out!)--Fine crabcakes and beer--the best jazz--a juke joint out back for those patrons with knives and a hankerin' for a good poker game--and a house trailer full of whores! (already in place!) Pinky D is the best employer a worker could have. Full benefits, weekly employee swim parties, crabcakes and beer to your heart's content. Pinky will be the star of the Sunday gospel brunch complete with back-up choir of angels (the whores of course.)
