Why are you leaving the  zoo?
The zoo was one of the  greatest adventures Pinky has ever had. The pay was CRAZY low and the hours  long. Pinky had no time to work on his opera, “The Zoo Keeper’s Lament.” Both  Pinky and his co-workers are sorry to part ways. Supervisors hope Pinky comes to  his senses and have left the door open for Pinky’s return. Pinky will now be  seen more on the social circuit.
Will you ever settle  down and get a real job?
No.
Sorry,  no.
Did you abscond with  the Rhino money?
No. Pinky raised almost  $3000 for  his local Zoo Keeper Association chapter and duly  turned it all over to the proper Rhino authorities. Thanks for all who  contributed!
Yes. Pinky wants to  open the first ever drive through possum sanctuary. He is awaiting  sponsorship.
When can we see you  next?
Pinky will be at the  Dolly Python open house and shopping party this Saturday (July 12) 6-?PM in Dallas, TX on Haskell Ave. Pinky  is still working at the zoo through this week so he will be leaving before  9PM.
Yes. Stay tuned. Pinky  has a smaller trailer that he can pull with a harness that is being worked on as  you read this. There is probably a cross-country walk involved with it in the  near future.
Will that correspond  with the opera opening?
Probably not. The opera  is several years out.
If you have further  questions that require individual response, don’t hesitate to  email.
Sincerely,
Director of Public  Relations and Operatic Funding
Diablo  Inc.
 
 

