Pinky is considering a grammatical sex change. She has approached several prominent linguists, grammarians, and He/She scholars about this delicate operation. They have all told her she must write as a lady for one full year (with therapy and English hormones) before they will consider the risky surgery. (Many sex changes have resulted in hes and shes becoming its.) Pinky isn't so sure she will go through with all this hulla-ballew. In fact he's positive about it now.
