September 11, 2005

Pinky Diablo Discovers the Holy Grail






Pinky has good reason to believe that he has purchased the true holy grail on Ebay. It is being kept in an undisclosed location. Pinky predicts that when Jesus comes back to earth he will seek out the grail. Pinky has already planned a tea party to end all tea parties when that blessed day arrives. Diablo Inc. is soon publishing a book titled, High Tea with Jesus: High Time for an Apocolypse. It will include recipes, and photographs (with a stand-in actor for Jesus. If you think you have a Jesus look, please let Pinky know-- auditions begin soon).