Miss Love was in an accident yesterday, and her car was totalled. She's doing fine, but her ample bosom was bruised by the airbag (this was in the area of her secret tattoo!) She told Pinky she didn't trust any mechanic to fix her space-aged, new-fangled, patriotic electric hybrid, so....PINKY TO THE RESCUE! He has been working through the night and almost has the car in better than new condition. It's amazing what he can do with goat pellets, baling wire, and old refrigerator parts. Call on Pinky D for all your spiritual and automotive needs--After all, your soul is like your body's engine!
