September 3, 2005

How Does Pinky Do It All?









Many fans wonder how Pinky does all these blogs. Simple. O.R.G.A.N.I.Z.A.T.I.O.N. Pinky has an immaculately clean control room staffed with starch-shirted attendants. Photographers, copy writers, fact checkers, data entry personel, a manicurist, and a zipper checker work in total silence pandering to Pinky D's every pyschic wish. Tours available every 43rd Tuesday. Call the off-shore cat call center for reservations.