Colonel Pinky has been trying to reach President Bush. Perhaps you can help get this message to Washington: Anyone in Katrina's path taking food or water from anywhere will not be considered looters. It will be referred to as surviving. Anyone taking jewelry, guns, or electronics will be sent to Iraq. All American troops in Iraq will be sent to the Louisiana-Mississippi area at once. The Bush family (including the girls) will be moving back to Crawford where they will be hosting 45,000 hurricane refugees. Laura and Barb Sr. will be cooking. The girls will set up school tents and get back to the basics using chalkboards and real books. Bush will be sent back to finish his National Guard service. This is not meant to be flippant. It is a serious request.
