Here is an actual email Pinky received today after making a visit to one of his lady parishioners. (The photograph is only a re-enactment of the so-called merciful relief and should not be taken as typical Pink Relief):
I am here to testify for Pinky. He hears the prayers of the distressed, and He answers! I was sitting all alone, struggling with my inadequacies and lo and behold, a voice came to me through the ether. Quick as a flash, the Merciful Pink Angel arrived to ease my suffering.
