Pinky dreamed he was at the Alamo. While lines were being drawn in the sand, Pinky D was dressed as a pink harlequin and was dancing around like a fool. This probably stems from a life-long disappointment with the Alamo. His parents, Pableaux and Grannie D, took him to San Antonio when he was knee high to a clown. Half-pint Pinky D imagined the Alamo as a huge Texas-sized cathedral. Instead he found a little stucco outhouse. Pinky refers to this as the School of Hard Knocks!
