August 12, 2005
Poor Limey
Pinky had a twin, but when Pinky hatched, the twin was not fully formed. In fact, the doctors said it was a case of mummified foetus. Pinky's parents knitted a little green sweater for it and named the little dead mummy, Limey. It was put in the freezer. Pinky still has Limey in his freezer, next to the eggroll that Elke Sommer took out of Pinky's hand, took a big sexy bite, and handed it back to him. (If you know Pinky, you know that most of this story is true, except the foetus is a goat and Pinky's mother threw away the eggroll in 1984.)