Pinky knows many of his parishioners have a phobia about birds. Pinky himself is disgusted by featherless birds (he was, of course, of higher caliber-- being born with a fluffy pink down that could only be called adorable). That is why Pinky is offering a special worship service to overcome the fear of birds. There will be a laying on of the hands, a laying on of the eggs, tongue therapy, and for hard-to-cure ornithophobias--a special exorcism! There will be a pre-mass omelet breakfast in the refectory.
FYI--Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens.
