Dear God and Pink Listeners, (Actually, I'm gonna go out on a limb here since I'm obviously not on speaking terms with the Man and make this a prayer to the followers of Pinky D.)
Here's an idea. Since God doesn't seem to be making the pink changes I have so respectfully requested, I think the humans of this celestial plane need to take charge. Now, living here in Texas, I know that there is still an active KKK. I do not know anyone who is a member, but I feel if I tried hard enough, I could root a couple up (call in some chips, if you know what I mean). Also, I suspect that modern klansmen might not be into the robes as much as they used to be. But I think they are still out there and possibly still worn on secret occasions. What if each of us snuck into one klansman's house with a tub of Rit dye and colored his robe pink? It would almost be as good as if God did this and scared the beejeebus out of the racist bastard. In fact, it would be better, because God is not playing this pink game. I realize there may some legal issues here, but Pinky is a big fan of social disobedience when necessary. And face it, seeing klansmen swishing around in pink outfits is somehow very satisfying! If you feel you cannot participate for practical reasons (not knowing who's KKK and who's not, or fear of getting your head blown off by an automatic weapon), then I suggest you send a few minutes of your daily meditation imagining that you are doing this. Remember, PRAYER CHANGES THINGS! Before you know it, you will be giggling to yourself, walking with a lighter step, and exuding a pink love of the world. Thanks for your love and understanding. Your humble servant, Pinky
