The Life of Pinky Diablo
Pinky whined until his worn-out parents bought him a bassett hound named Ollie. Pinky soon learned an important lesson of nature: those with big ears, end up with said ears crusted with food and painfully split. At Christmas, Pinky penned a satirical carol for Ollie (who was proving to be difficult to house train!) Deck the halls with bowels of Ollie, fa la la la la. la la la la.
