The Life of Pinky Diablo
Pinky was plagued his entire life with pet urine. From cats, short-lived Easter rabbits, retarded guinea pigs, hamsters that escaped and ate an entire salt-dough chess set, rented mexican parakeets, bowling ball chewing bull terriers, brick rolling bull terriers, miracle blue and pink kittens, 100's of rescued dogs, a black poodle that died in an icestorm that he carried around in his car for 3 days, his brothers airedale that got frozen into the neighbor's goldfish pond, and so many more that Pinky's heart aches. If pictures could talk, this one would be saying, "Oh, dear Father and Mother that created me, why didst thou never let me have a parrot?!"
