August 4, 2005
No. 5 in a Long, Boring Series
The Life of Pinky Diablo
Pinky's college days are a blur. There was a stabbing. A job weedeating at the lesbian landlady's gravestone display yard (in other words, Pinky cared for fake graves). Dabbling with a modern dance troup! He did some things that should have ended the careers of his infatuated professors. Pinky even tried his hand at nude modeling. How did he have time to crack the books!