August 3, 2005
No. 1 in a Long, Boring Series
The Life of Pinky Diablo
Pinky D was born on the Texas coast during a hurricane. His grandmothers hid behind a diffenbachia at the hospital so they could sneak in to smother him with kisses when the evil nurses left the room. The name Pinky, which means tiny pink gift from god in Hebrew, was bestowed on him by the two handmaidens seen here washing out the birthing trough.