Pinky would like to think he was interested in your physical satisfaction as well as your spiritual well-being. If you like grapefruit juice, you will be grateful that you read further. Pinky has discovered an unusual pinkish treat--Crystal Light Sunrise Ruby Red Grapefruit Drink. It's almost no-cal, but if it were 500 calories a glass it would still be worth the extra pounds! Pinky recommends mixing it slightly stronger than the directions. It is an odd colored opaque liquid which is a bit off-turning, but the flavor is Pinky D-licious. Pinky would like to not be considered an exaggerator, so he carefully calibrated the percentage he believes this nectar of the lesser gods is like the real grapefruit juice at its perfect sweetness and temperature. That calculation was 87.5%. For comparison Crystal Light Lemonade is 43.2%. Diet Dr. Pepper compared to the real thing 56.2%. Pinky D to a real Messiah 74%.
That's a pretty good endorsement.
