Pinky found a dirty, crumpled scrap of paper that probably fell from a bored angel in heaven (maybe you have been listening, God). The problem is they are only the answers to the 7 questions that could change the world. Here they are:
1. 8
2. Denton, Texas
3. funny, smart, drinking spite (sic)
4. disecting
5. colorfulness
6. microwave
7. NO