Pinky has Presided Over Some Odd Funerals

Miss Love Often Dresses in Mourning and Paces in the Drawing Room

Nadine's Acting Maudlin Again

Pinky was peeping at Nadine's tonight (and for good reason). She had decorated her new rent house living room like a funeral home and was posing as the corpse and then popping up to move the flower arrangements a hair this way and that. Some man was sitting on the couch watching Nascar racing on TV. Does Nadine have a beau?

Pinky Dreamt His Image Appeared on a Baseball

If It Weren't for Christ's Sacrifice Fly

(The less well-known baseball of Turin)

Primate Seamstresses

Pinky has hired an army of tiny monkeys to embroider even tinier skulls on Diablo Inc.'s new death shrouds. Each shroud will be covered in 4,000 little death heads. Order yours today! (No comments, please, on Pinky's poor cuticle care.)