To counterbalance the George Bush Presidentional Library at SMU, the university regents have decided to award Pinky Diablo an honorary docorate in Animal Behavior and Zoological Exhibit Design. Pinky's degree has earned him more respect at the zoo (though no raise yet). He has been working on a series of new exhibits which will be completed by next spring. One of the exhibits will be Miss Love Kisses Her Zebu. Miss Love will appear live Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays at 4:PM. The rest of the time there will be a wax model of her.
