June 24, 2006

Pinky's Great Grandfather was Convicted in BBQ Murders

From 1912 to 1915, Pinky's Great Grandfather owned a BBQ stand in Waco, Texas. After his business took off, his 2nd wife (not Pinky's Great Grandmother) disappeared. Thanks to the testimony of a certain beef loving nun (Sister Celestine), he was convicted of murdering, marinating, and serving over 35 family, neighbors and customers as sandwiches. At the trial, Sister Celestine said she would gladly have taken the place of the victims. Pinky thinks that is just sick.