February 14, 2006

Medusa and Perseus: the Untold Story

Of course, you know that Perseus slew Medusa, but did you know there was a poodle in the mix? Medusa had a giant pink poodle as her side-kick. Anyone that looked Medusa's poodle in the eye broke out in hives, shingles, and acne for the rest of his life. Since Perseus was on steroids (see image), he already had bad acne. The poodle lapped up a bit of Medusa's blood and became Perseus' lifelong companion.