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Jerusalem zoo puts giraffe on birth control
Family planning introduced in order to curb fertile female
After the giraffe population tripled to nine in recent years, outgrowing the Biblical Zoo in Jerusalem, the most fertile female Shavit has been put on birth control. (From msn.com)