Here are some possibilities concerning the previous posts in light of the fact that native Australians do not climb on Ayers Rock (or Uluru as they call it):
1. I am making all this up
2. Someone planted that man (and shrimp and ice sculture) to mess with my head
3. I dreamed the whole thing (similar to #1 but with different intentions)
4. It was not a native Australian, and he was ignorant of the local customs (but then who was he, and what was he doing there?)
5. It was God in his myriad disguises
6. It was Satan in his myriad disguises.
Personally, I like choice #2 the best.
