January 9, 2006

Pinky's Being Stalked

Pinky received this cryptic note and gift/warning in the mail. He thought the handwriting looked like a parishioner of his in Oregon, but the stamps had not been canceled. Either the postal service is not doing its business, or an honest local stalker put stamps on the package and put it in Pinky's mailbox. Was this a "high 5" for cooking a cat in the paella last week? Pinky is perplexed and is now afraid to pee outside.