January 10, 2006

Pinky Diablo: Podiatry Philanthropist

Pinky has just donated the largest sum of money ever to a podiatry clinic. In gratitude and recognition the clinic had this statue of Pinky's foot crafted from a rare pink West Virginia granite. It is a perfect recreation of Pinky's foot down to the toe cheese and hangnails. Each day a team of conservators carefully waxes and sprays it with 3 cans of Dr. Scholl's Fungaway. Every third Tuesday both Pinky and his giant foot are treated to a free pedicure at the clinic.