Granny D called Pinky today and asked him if he were right with God. Now Pinky didn't quite know what to say, so he just said, "hmmm." Granny D continued, "Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff--including doubt, hate, greed, etc...Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you for all the world to see!" She said she saw this on a bulletin board at the Methodist church where she and Pableau X. take Tai Chi. Pinky thinks that smacks a bit of Eastern mysticism, but more importantly, he is now living in mortal fear of the Methodist God.
