July 28, 2005

Pinky Story

Pinky D predicts the end of the word!
I know the end is near because I have SEEN proof. When traveling home from Houston with my pretty artist friend C****, we saw a RAT running along the highway in the right-hand lane parallel to traffic. This was north of Houston near the monstrosity of a mall that is based on Venice (I’m sure my friend Jesus wept when it was built)… Anyhoo, when the rats have to commute from Houston to Conroe via I-45, something is wrong in the world. SINNERS REPENT! (please email Pinky a list of all your most interesting sins and he will try to forgive you. If he can’t, he will pass them on either to his higher-ups or the local press.) A word of caution: If you don’t confess, you may be excommunicated from the Pinky D e-mail club!