July 28, 2005

Pinky D-ism from the past

Pinky D-ism of the day:
“Life is like trying to crochet a sweater for your stillborn premature goat only to find that you can’t do it and it’s turning into a crocheted pink fluffy vagina ‘pocket pal’.” (Based on true Pinky D experience this week.)

What kind of freak do you think the Walmart cashier thought I was showing up coughing, limping, and filthy buying 1 porterhouse steak, 1 potato, a 12-pack of shiner, 1 skein of fluffy pink yarn and one crochet hook?!