July 28, 2005

Pink Story

LOT UPDATED
Lot took Pinky D to Odessa to pick up a junker 1961 Valiant. (Pinky had a trailer and a come-along). On their hurried trip back to the city, Lot told Pinky NOT to look back on the greatness that was West Texas. Pinky D, being the devil that he was, couldn’t resist temptation. (If this were another story, and Pinky D had been a cat, he would still have 8 lives left.) Poor Pinky D was turned into a frozen statue of salt 12 miles east of Midland on a huge salt flat. Lot took pity on poor, stiff, white Pinky D and painted him in natural colors. You can still see it off to the left when YOU go to Odessa. If you lick it, you can taste the saltiness!