October 8, 2008

Horrifying Investor News from the Forest

Pinky was horrified today as he drove to various appointments today. On Wednesdays he puts a lot of miles on his old clunker. Today he started worrying after the fourth dead raccoon. Usually he only sees one or two on his route, but by late afternoon he had counted over 21 dead raccoons on the side of the road. He is sure they are investors who have lost big on Wall Street this week and have flung themselves in front of oncoming traffic.