April 26, 2008

Letter to God

Dear God,
Today Pinky saw that you had plans for him. In fact, he saw a sign that literally said you had plans for him. It was a bumper sticker on a dark blue Chevrolet Cavalier with a cloth top repaired with several yards of duct tape. The bumper sticker said: God has plans for you. Pinky was sure it was meant for him because of the duct tape (and the fact that God was talking about himself in the third person just like Pinky does). So, anyway, Pinky is waiting for the next sign. He is STOKED about this new plan! He hopes it still includes the zoo (hint hint). Maybe it's a total makeover! (A new trim Pinky with good hair would make a striking zoo keeper.) Awaiting your plans, Big Guy.