Let Me Count the Ways (This is Rhetorical and/or Literary--You know Pinky Rarely Uses the First Person)

This contains so many things that Pinky loves:
1. Pinky loves looking at old photos
2. Pinky loves old photos with handwriting on them
3. Pinky has had a long standing fascination with Dazzle camouflage from WWI
4. The word "leviathan" scares the pants off him!
5. You are just plain ignorant if you do not love the shape of that second "S" in H.S.S.