Pinky discovered a Japanese sculptor that created this image of the pope in the eye of a needle. In goes without saying that Pinky contacted this artist, and after Mr. Never-Heard-of-Pinky received a royal pink ass-chewing, he agreed that it was only fair to create a similar image of Pinky. Pinky has set a goal of gaining 145 pounds before posing for this important work of art. (However, he still needs a sugar-momma to pay for his airfare to Tokyo.)
