November 24, 2006
Worst Thanksgiving Ever
The veggie dogs spilled onto the coals. Granny D drank too much egg nog and started ironing all the curtains. The cat burned her paws on the hot coals trying to fish out the charred dogs. Xenophobic Pableau X stormed off to go to Borat alone. Pinky spent the evening carving little boats out of the burnt weiners. Miss Love is already looking forward to Christmas!