November 22, 2006

Pinky Begs Jesus' Forgiveness in Pre-Thanksgiving Prayer

"Dear Jesus, Please forgive us for not planning to eat turkey and dressing tomorrow. We are having stuffed leg of lamb and lemon soup. We know that is not what the chosen are meant to be eating on Thanksgiving day, and we know you are sometimes called the lamb of God. We hope you forgive us (we did eat some really dry turkey and dressing earlier in the week, but we fear it won't count as a check mark in your book of good deeds). --Pinky

P.S. Now that we think about it, that was more a let-you-know kind of prayer than a begging-forgiveness kind of prayer, and you might not even be interesting in our menu at all. Sorry to bother you.