Here's How Pinky Imagines his Avian Birth

He's sure Granny D remembers it differently.

An Unnatural Attraction

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, where are all the comments you promised?

Miss Love: Buddhist Philosopher

Miss Love encouraged Pinky by explaining that he is a vegetarian 23 1/2 hours a day. Everything in moderation.

Worst Thanksgiving Ever

The veggie dogs spilled onto the coals. Granny D drank too much egg nog and started ironing all the curtains. The cat burned her paws on the hot coals trying to fish out the charred dogs. Xenophobic Pableau X stormed off to go to Borat alone. Pinky spent the evening carving little boats out of the burnt weiners. Miss Love is already looking forward to Christmas!

Or Something Did

Do You Know What a Year's Worth of Underwear Looks Like?

Even Ladies of God Love Pinky Diablo

Pinky Begs Jesus' Forgiveness in Pre-Thanksgiving Prayer

"Dear Jesus, Please forgive us for not planning to eat turkey and dressing tomorrow. We are having stuffed leg of lamb and lemon soup. We know that is not what the chosen are meant to be eating on Thanksgiving day, and we know you are sometimes called the lamb of God. We hope you forgive us (we did eat some really dry turkey and dressing earlier in the week, but we fear it won't count as a check mark in your book of good deeds). --Pinky

P.S. Now that we think about it, that was more a let-you-know kind of prayer than a begging-forgiveness kind of prayer, and you might not even be interesting in our menu at all. Sorry to bother you.

Business Rule #1: God Loves a Profit

(why didn't he just use the telephone sitting there on the desk?!)

Pinky is Not Responsible for Acts of God

And vice-versa.

Ladies Love Pinky Diablo

Pinky's Tired of Psychic Messages

When Pinky disabled comments on his blog site he started hearing them in his mind. So he has reconfigured his site to accept comments. Maybe now he can get some sleep.

More Ancestors from Pinky's Closet

Pinky D Gets His Listening Skills from his Great Uncle Poot

A Sign from God

Pinky's World

Pinky's Always with You

Talk Less

Words leave trash, and no one's really interested in what anyone else says, anyway.

Pinky D's Flavored Ice Cubes

Made especially for his Jungle Bug cocktail!

The Pink Mosque

Praise the pink at your nearest pink place of worship.

The Road to Hell is Paved with Pink Intentions

Pinky D Says, "Do One Thing and Do It Well!"

Will Rogers Never Met Pinky D

Bacon Hospital

So?

Granny D's Festive Casserole

Pinky Says, "Get in Touch with Your Shrimp Side"

At Diablo Inc's new restaurant, Pink Palace, you get a huge order of fried shrimp served in this cute canvas clutch.

Pinky Says, "Get in Touch with Your Feminine Side"

When You Thought You Were Walking Alone...

Pinky was running all around you, and you didn't even notice.

Pinky Needs Antidepressants by the Handful

And that's not funny.

Diablo Inc.'s Replacement Parts #2638

Pinky Sails Off the Edge of the Earth

Diablo Inc.'s Thanksgiving Tip #1

Use a sharp knife to carve the turkey.

A Scene from Pinky's Home

Found on FM 983

Roadside IUD. Where is homeland security when you need them?!