Pinky Diablo is a Dallas area based preacher, retired zoo keeper, and trouble-maker for hire. Pinky has just left the zoo and will be making his mark in other ways around the metroplex.
September 1, 2006
Waste Not Want Not
It's a win-win situation. Buy Pinky's discarded candy wrappers for 99 cents a gross. Then use them to wrap up your chewed gum. Save them in an airtight container until Halloween and give them out to the little goblins who come to your door. (For an additional 5.99 per order, Diablo Inc. can print a personalized spiritual message on the wrappers.)
Pinky has retired from the zoo to work on his opera "The Zoo Keeper's Lament" and to embroider baby chicks and dirty words on pillowcases. Email Pinky immediately if you are an opera producer, investor, scene designer, costume designer or composer.Pinky has the original blog at www.oneandonlypinky.blogspot.com and now has a new marketplace blog www.pinkydiablo.blogspot.com where you can purchase Pinky's newest and hottest paintings of skeletons and hell.