September 3, 2006

Diablo Inc.'s First Step in Mind Control Successful


As a test, an email was sent to Pinky's followers stating that The End is Near and Pinky's blog would soon be taken down. The bait was taken. Many fans bemoaned the loss of their favorite web-based entertainment and asked Pinky what was happening. Is Pinky ill? Has he gone into rehab? Has he grown weary of the suffering of this world? Has he made contact with other galaxies? (Pinky's answer to all of this was, "Don't believe everything you read!")

Now that Pinky knows that people do in fact believe everything they read, he has put his next step into action. Please send in your prayer wishes to Pinky, and he will insure their delivery to the correct god, goddess, divine entity, or nothingness. He cannot guarantee any personal intervention, but he will put in a good word for you with the
Heavenly Power of your choosing. DO NOT SEND MONEY AT THIS TIME (that is not required at least until step #4).