Pay Attention to Pinky Diablo or He Will Send Upon You His 10 Redneck Plagues

1. A plague of possums
2. A plague of ringworm
3. A plague of ticks
4. A plague of junkmail
5. A plague of Mormons
6. A plague of nonstop Christian radio
7. A plague of pink-eye
8. A plague of downed satellite dishes
9. A plague of kudzu
10. A plague afflicting your primary pick-up truck (not the one with farm tags)