Planning on seeing this view soon? Let Diablo Inc. plan your funeral and beyond. We can arrange for perpetual graveside wailing, readings from the classics or stock market reports slipped into your casket through Diablo Inc.'s patent-pending Grave Tube. Any small flat items such as letters or sandwiches can be slipped into the charcoal lined tube that connects this world to that world. (The charcoal helps that world's smell from travelling back up the tube to this world.) We can also outfit any coffin with internet access, expresso machines, ipods, or any other special requests. For example: Diablo Inc. recently buried a well-known philanathropist with state of the art two-way television monitors and non-stop theramin music. His grieving widow and family are simply beside themselves with emotion as they watch him enjoy his afterlife!
