July 31, 2006
July 30, 2006
AARP Not Jiggy Wid It
Why would AARP send a person a membership card with their name and expiration date? They are a more powerful lobby than Pinky ever imagined. (And yes, that's Pinky Diablo's actual membership card.)
July 29, 2006
Pinky Sins, Too
Pinky realizes it was wrong to buy the booklet, The Essence of Buddhism, and the dyed pink fox face at the same shop. He simply couldn't pass up the chance at such delicious, sacriligious irony.
July 28, 2006
Diablo Inc.'s Old Testament Subdivision has Sold Out! Pinky is Now Starting a Buddhist Subdivision.
Here there is no one-upping the Joneses. Buy now before they're all gone! Mortgages transferrable over many lifetimes.
July 27, 2006
Pinky D had Some Complaints About His Previous Method of Baptism
For those so inclined, he can arrange for a log flume baptism at Six Flags.
A Rose by Any Other Name...
Miss Love begged not to allow this picture of her insides to be publically viewed. Pinky argued that for his stance on intelligent design, he had to show it. Miss Love was silent.
July 26, 2006
Reserve Your Home Site Now in Pinky's New Old Testament Subdivision
Pinky chose "Solomon's Temple" as his floorplan. It has a kick-ass great room.
Pinky has Always been Empathetic to the Suffering of All of God's Creatures
Drawing done at 6 years old.
July 25, 2006
Tonight on PD TV
See Mutton Chop, the world's fattest whirling dervish, perform at the Diablo Inc. Roller Derby Palace.
July 24, 2006
Cotton Candy is the Devil's Most Ingenious Invention
It holds the pure essence of unobtainable hope along with its inherhent suffering, all while looking like a beautiful cloud on a stick. (see several earlier posts about the misery of cotton candy.)
Pinky's First Interview Question with Jesus
Q: What disappoints you most in people.
A: When they play with their food.
The Condenser Coil on Pinky's Dream Catcher Froze Up
That's why Pinky couldn't remember his dreams this morning. He has called the AC/Shaman guy.
July 23, 2006
Another Feat of Engineering Marvel by Diablo Inc.
For those in mortal fear of where the ocean meets the shore.
Holiday Sewer Log
Send off today for Pinky's recipe for Holiday Sewer Log. In commemoration of Pinky's dream last night in which he became an honorary deputy for the city's water and sanitation dept. He was so excited, that he jumped out of bed this morning and invented this amazing cake. Miss Love was beside herself!
Afterlife Care from Diablo Inc.
Planning on seeing this view soon? Let Diablo Inc. plan your funeral and beyond. We can arrange for perpetual graveside wailing, readings from the classics or stock market reports slipped into your casket through Diablo Inc.'s patent-pending Grave Tube. Any small flat items such as letters or sandwiches can be slipped into the charcoal lined tube that connects this world to that world. (The charcoal helps that world's smell from travelling back up the tube to this world.) We can also outfit any coffin with internet access, expresso machines, ipods, or any other special requests. For example: Diablo Inc. recently buried a well-known philanathropist with state of the art two-way television monitors and non-stop theramin music. His grieving widow and family are simply beside themselves with emotion as they watch him enjoy his afterlife!
Apologies
Diablo Inc. is a non-demoninational employer. While you may detect an Eastern leaning lately, this too shall pass. Soon, Pinky will land back on his feet in the firmly fundamentalist landscape of the Bible Belt, where he was born, raised, born again, escaped, returned, born yet again, and finally where he is resigned to live out the rest of his lives. The simple answer (to many things!) is that he prefers Pho with tripe over chicken fried steak.
Suggestion
If you think the road goes on forever and the party never ends, you need talk to the Buddha.
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