November 6, 2005

Pinky's Past Karma

In 1861 a baby with cloven hooves and little budding horns was born to a wealthy family in Chicago. Not knowing what to do with the little monstrosity (whom they named Tinky), they purchased a donkey and a little pink cart and sent him off to find his way in the world. Tinky was rumored to have made 79 round trips from coast to coast in his lifetime. He gave candy to children along the way and provided relief to widow women whenever possible.