November 18, 2005

Pinky's Alma Mater to Honor Him with Huge Statue

The art college where Pinky spent many a night roaming the halls looking for ideas to borrow is finally honoring Pinky Diablo with a huge statue of Pinky's left foot. It will be put in the student union and sprayed daily with buckets of synthetic foot odor. The college plans to recoup the cost of the statue by having to serve less food to their dorm students. Shown here is the renowned sculptor, William K., meticulously working on a hang nail.