From the Pinky Diablo Illustrated Bible

Upon being expelled from the garden of Eden, Adam and Eve checked into the world's first motor court motel until they could find more permanent lodging. (In ancient times there were no ice machines, but there was refrigerated air.)

Litlle Known Characters from the Old Testament

Jacob's wife couldn't leave the cherry trees alone.

Pinky has Decided Against a Mentor

But instead has hired this focus group to tell him what to do. There is a lot of church, chintz and luncheons in his future.

When God Doesn't Want to See, She Just Closes Her Eyes

Come Hear Pinky Tonight!

Pinky as Pancake

Today Pinky had a hard time waking up. In his half-sleeping state he imagined he was a pancake. No bones--just soft, hot, and flat. He imagined he was the batter spreading out into the sizzling pan. He felt good and wholesome on the plate until other pancakes were put on top of him. He tried to feel like he was the entire stack of cakes, but that didn't fly. He was definitely the bottom pancake on the pile choking under the weight of the others--sticky from the butter put between him and the pancake above. Pinky realized his lifelong conception that pancakes must like to be together was flawed.

Pinky Continues to Look After Your Well Being When No One Else Will

Sisters: Want and Ignorance

In the Time of Adam

Pinky's Art is Every Librarian's Nightmare

The Miracle of Milk

Another Pinky Sculpture from the Past (title: More!)

Pinky has Hired a Mentor

Pinky is in need of both career advice as well as a complete make-over.

Skeletal Therapy

Pinky has been to a skeleton therapy week-end in San Antonio. His skeleton was analyzed and subjected to some fierce group therapy. He was then locked naked in a mirrored room and forced to draw his own inner armature. It was a humbling experience.

Tiny Icarus

Diablo Inc. executives were Googling Pinky's name (as well as his alter ego's) and found this tiny sculpture that Pinky made years ago. It showed up on a recent Dallas art tour site. They also found a photo of a Chicago area fan wearing a bootleg Pinky Diablo t-shirt. (The wearer shouldn't worry too much--the marketing execs don't communicate well with the legal dept. here at Diablo Inc.)

Pinky Had to Visit the Urologist

Diablo Inc. decided to release this photograph before it shows up on Entertainment Tonight. Pinky's already feeling better after minor surgery.

Inside the Mind of Pinky

Pinky's Ladies Luncheon was Rudely Interupted by Miss Love's Zebu Shennanigans

Words are Funny Things

Yesterday, public radio listeners in the Metroplex were encouraged to visit the Webb Gallery in Waxahachie featuring none other than Pinky Diablo the Sewing Cowboy. Pinky embroidered words for 14 hours straight. He was a little dissapointed that his following commissioned such sophomoric words as turdbucket and ass and ignored his display of flea, weasel, and pallor.

Pinky Hates Performance Art

And this was the worst his has ever seen!

Pinky has a Repressed Memory of a Monkey in a Canoe

Here Actors Portray Pinky and Miss Love in Their Home

Pinky had a Funny Dream about Enchiladas

The Word of Pinky

Pinky will be sewing single words at the Webb Gallery in downtown Waxahachie, Texas on Saturday, August 2 from 6-9PM. Some of the words to be embroidered include symptom, grease and FBI (Pinky realizes FBI is not really a word--no need to point that out.)

The Birth of Venus

Mistrust of Pinky is the Beginning of Wisdom

Try Diablo Inc's New Recipe: Chicken Abu Ghraib

Pinky and Miss Love are Readying Their Wardrobe for an Upcoming Spa Visit in San Antonio

Are the Sweet Ladies from Georgia Still Following Pinky's Blog?! (He Knows the Chicago Area is on to Him Now!)

Two Wood Choppers Step Away from the Campfire for a Minute....

(sorry, Pinky can't remember the rest of the joke.)

Pinky Heals the Hurting (Humans and Animals Alike)

Just put your chicken wing to the screen and proclaim loudly, "Out, Demons!"

Pinky has done Prostituted Hisself

Today Pinky was hired to paint all day for a client who has a dead bird fetish. Here is the chicken he painted in the morning (wearing only his underwear and cowboy hat). She preferred dead parakeets and pigeons. By the afternoon Pinky had geared up the dead bird painting to paint the sweetest little dead parakeet in a little red dunce cap. It almost made him cry.

Pinky is New Choir Director of First Abyssinian Avian Choir

Pinky Often Dreams He has to Rescue Miss Love from Perilous Situations

Miss Love often dreams Pinky interupts her adventures in the most ridiculous and dramatic ways.

Illegal Photo

Pinky wasn't supposed to photograph animals behind the scenes at the zoo. Oh, well! What are they gonna do, fire him?!

Another Sad Little Note to Shelf

Sad Little Note

Difficult Choice

If Pinky were given the choice to be a carrot or a snail for a day, he would have a difficult time deciding which to be.