Pinky May Have to Have the "S" Removed

Pinky just saw a billboard that advertised tattoo removal for $49 per inch. It shouldn't cost more than $38.75.

Pinky as Superhero Plucking Chickens

Or is it superhero as Pinky plucking chickens?

Every 100 years angels shed their skins. They start out like moist spring roll wrappers (but larger and fishier), but as they fall slowly earthwards, they shrivel and dry. Most are turned to dust before landing. Only a rare few have survived the month long fall from heavenly grace. Anyone who finds one is sure to be most unlucky.

Pinky has done Prostituted Hisself

Today Pinky was hired to paint all day for a client who has a dead bird fetish. Here is the chicken he painted in the morning (wearing only his underwear and cowboy hat). She preferred dead parakeets and pigeons. By the afternoon Pinky had geared up the dead bird painting to paint the sweetest little dead parakeet in a little red dunce cap. It almost made him cry.

Pinky Can Hear the Animals Talking

Which is one of the reasons he decided to leave the zoo.

Crows and Snowcone are a Deadly Combination

Poor Pinky

Pinky promises the next time he sells a work of art, he'll buy another color besides red and cerulean blue.

Pinky's Been Dreaming About the Zoo in Hell

Pinky's Been Getting Up at 2 AM and Painting His Dreams

Pinky's Watercolors Can Sometimes be Sweet

If you consider standing knee-deep in a sea of blood sweet.

Darwin Does Dallas

Here is the much sought after but rarely seen Pinky D posing for his friend Ken Craft for a series of painting about Charles Darwin. Darwin is supposed to be onboard the Beagle in this shot, but Pinky's farmhouse window is not much like a 19th century port hole. Both Darwin and Pinky have a passing fascination with thirsty dying birds.

Zoo Nightmares are the Worst

Pinky Would Go to This Church!

A Glitter of Putrescence

Pinky has No Idea What He's Getting Into at the Zoo

How Many Birds Die Every Day?

Every night Pinky says a prayer for every bird that died that day. There are a lot of damn birds in the world, and Pinky is tired of praying so much.

Thirsty Dying Bird

Dead Bird

The End is Near

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Pinky Worries About Things