Does God Hear the Prayers of Medical Dummies?

That's what Pinky thinks, too. That's why he is starting his new hospital outreach program.

Reptilian Old Testament

And God pulled one of Adam's 674 ribs and created Eve as a companion for him. God said, "Children, find the tree of knowledge and eat the fruit from it and ye shall have dominion over all the creatures of the world." But when Eve slithered over t0 the tree, there was a fat, naked human woman vomiting upon the ground from eating all the fruit. Eve said, "You disgusting bitch, look what you've done to us now. I put a curse of you and your children and your children's children. Henceforth you will live on Wal-Mart packaged food and be even more obese and more stupid" Adam and Eve left the Garden of Eden and crawled under a rock, determined to bite every human they saw henceforth.

Logic Put the Fear of God into Pinky

So here's Pinky's career progression over the last 30 years :
BBQ Server
Community College Teacher
Unemployed Bum
Zoo Keeper

Here's the horror. After Pinky left the zoo, he was again an unemployed bum. Now he is back to community college teacher. See the pattern? Pinky is fearful of being an aged BBQ server. He sees it coming.

Litlle Known Characters from the Old Testament

Jacob's wife couldn't leave the cherry trees alone.

Pinky Heals the Hurting (Humans and Animals Alike)

Just put your chicken wing to the screen and proclaim loudly, "Out, Demons!"

Sometimes Pinky Thinks That Everything is About Him

French Bread Tastes Better with Jesus Butter

Pinky D: Architectural Genius

Pinky Diablo, sponsered by Dwell Magazine, designs the perfect classroom.