On Not Eating Meat

1)Those animals have been our parents.
2)All kinds of animal meats mix together even with dogs.
3)The impure smells of animals are not good for eating.
4)Dogs usually bark at meat-eater.
5)Meat-eaters have no mercy.
6)Meat-eaters do not have a good reputation.
7)All incantations cannot function out.
8)It causes many animals to be killed.
9)God and good ghosts do not like meat-eaters.
10)Bad smells come from their mouths.
11)Meat-eaters have bad dreams.
12)Tigers follow their bad smell and kill them.
13)Meat-eaters have no limitation of gluttony.
14)Meat-eating cuts the renunciation of the practitioner.
15)Meat-eaters may sometimes eat one's own children of past lives.

Apocalypse Cow

Pinky's Dog Sharky Killed an Angel

Pinky Hates Mr. Monet

(So he's tearing up his Monet book and using the pages for collage.)

Diablo Family Shame

In 1942 after he had been married 9 times, Uncle Poot moved in with a "bachelor" friend. They spent many years together modeling for the meat industry.

Pinky's Vegetarian Art Appreciation Students are in for a Rude Shock

Pinky has decided to only look at and discuss paintings with meat in them. (Pinky has taken to dancing around the classroom yelling, "Meat is murder! Bite Me!")

Pinky's Been Having Zoo Nightmares Again

Pinky and Nadine Often Spend Hours on End Stalking Mopeds Together

The Miracle of Milk

Another Pinky Sculpture from the Past (title: More!)

Pinky's New Favorite Song

The GilmerMetcalves' version of This Little Piggy Went to Market.

You Won't Believe the Final Scene of Pinky's Opera

Recipe for Success

Take one laboratory mouse, dredge him in flour, lick him, dredge again and fry in peanut oil.

Pinky's Hairless Dog, Sharky, Admires Pinky's Fleshless Chicken, HoJo

An Ordinary Day at the Zoo for an Ordinary Zoo Keeper

Pinky's Dream

Pinky dreamed that he took a bear to school. The bear stopped to look at a pile of sand along the way. It cried for all the campers it had mauled.

Diablo Family Ancestral Heirloom

Passed down from medieval times, this Diablo family gold denture upper has been used by every head of the household since 1302. Pinky is hoping Pableau X will have it repaired before letting Pinky inherit it.

Pinky's New Hit TV Show in Japan

"Pinky Eats Anything" debuts this Saturday morning on Japanese TV. Viewers suggest items for Pinky to eat, and then Pinky eats them . Show #1 starts with Pinky eating 3 dozen horse apples. Next week Pinky eats 42 lbs of a frozen woolly mammoth just discovered in Siberia.

Pinky and Nadine's Relationship Takes a Strange Turn

Nadine has moved in to the rent house next door to Pinky and Miss Love. She has offered to cook dinner for them every night. Pinky says, "Oh, No!" His stomach says, "Yes, Please!"

Diablo Family Secrets

This photo was found in a book owned by Pinky's late Uncle Poot. The Diablo Clan had a secret family meeting and decided to state publicly that Rudolph "Poot" Diablo had a sausage fetish. It has never been spoken of since.