Here Actors Portray Pinky and Miss Love in Their Home

Fun in the Elephant House

What happens at the zoo, stays at the zoo.

Pinky and Nadine are Back on Speaking Terms

Pinky won back Nadine's friendship by performing a table dance for her on her birthday a couple of days ago.

After a Day at the Zoo, Pinky's Socks are Filthy

Pinky Diablo as the Studious Charles Darwin Aboard the Beagle

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Nadine Made Pinky Pose for This Drawing

She invited him for dinner again, but then made him pose for a quick sketch. After dinner, the pose was repeated nude. Pinky left feeling ashamed and embarrassed. After he got home, Pinky watched her take a large mailing tube to the mail box.

Pinky Often Acts Out History and Literature

Here's Pinky (as Ophelia) and a little friend in a drainage ditch near Lake Bardwell. This summer has been so wet there are thousands of frogs all over the roads late at night.

This is the Last Time Pinky Lets ANYONE Draw a Skeleton on His Good Dress Shirt

(He says this every Sunday night.)

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More Isabella Blow (This Happened to Pinky, Too)

"My first memory of a hat is when I was eight years old and I tried on a giant pink hat of my mother's," she says.

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Pinky's a Fashion Bug

If you had seen Pinky yesterday, you would know the answer to this intriguing question.